Girl: "Forgive me father for i have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father"
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl: "Then he touched my breast"
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her breast)
Girl: "Yes father"
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father"
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father"
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what......into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what....into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER...!!!
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
BUHAHAHAHAHA THIS KIND PRIEST EHN!!!
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