Thursday 2 August 2012

JOKE: THE PRIEST AND THE CONFESSING GIRL

 Girl: "Forgive me father for i have sinned."
 Priest: "What have you done my child?"
 Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
 Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
 Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
 Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
 Girl: "Yes father"
 Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
 Girl: "Then he touched my breast"
 Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her breast)
 Girl: "Yes father"
 Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
 Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father"
 Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
 Girl: "Yes father"
 Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
 Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what......into my you know where."
 Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what....into her you know where)
 Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER...!!!
 (after a few minutes)
 Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
 Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
 Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
        BUHAHAHAHAHA THIS KIND PRIEST EHN!!!

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